Slugs (1988)

This here's directed by Juan Piquer Simon, the classy gent who slimed the world with his sleazy Pieces. Far be it from me to hope for lightning to strike twice, but did it have to be THIS lame? Gives good gore, but that's about all it has; that this film contains a character too dumb to notice that there's a chopped-up slug in his salad says a lot about it. It did help me through a bout of insomnia, though, so I guess I should be grateful or something.

Grade: C-