The Return (2006)
Let me see if I have this straight. The Return has a prologue where nothing happens. Then there's the main body of the film, which involves Sarah Michelle Gellar wandering around looking vaguely frightened and tense for about an hour. Nothing really happens there either, but it all suggests that it's building towards something. Then the ending rolls around and nothing continues to happen. Finally, the credits roll. This last thing is the most significant development the film has to offer. Oh joy.
Grade: D-
Let me see if I have this straight. The Return has a prologue where nothing happens. Then there's the main body of the film, which involves Sarah Michelle Gellar wandering around looking vaguely frightened and tense for about an hour. Nothing really happens there either, but it all suggests that it's building towards something. Then the ending rolls around and nothing continues to happen. Finally, the credits roll. This last thing is the most significant development the film has to offer. Oh joy.
Grade: D-
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