Let My Puppets Come (1976)

It's a puppet porno flick directed by the man who gave the world Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones. It's an amusing concept on paper and one whose fascination lasts roughly thirty-seven seconds when translated onto film. As it turns out, some ideas which sound funny when you hear about them don't work quite as well when you actually see them put together, especially when the construction is as shoddy as it is here. What, then, sounds like a good time instead leaves the viewer wondering who in the devil the intended audience for this could have been. There's nothing remotely erotic about watching puppets fuck unless you have a puppet fetish, and even if you do there's no hardcore puppet sex after the opening fifteen minutes. There's also nothing remotely funny about this film, since in an effort to shoot it as quickly as possible all the jokes appear to have been made up on the spot, which wouldn't be a problem if anyone involved with the film had a sense of humor that proved they'd graduated kindergarten. Thankfully, it's only forty-five minutes long, but those forty-five minutes will be the worst of your life if you get stuck watching this. This is the kind of film that makes you question everything you believe in and whether people are truly capable of beauty and goodness. If you see a copy of this film anywhere, do the world a favor and set it on fire.

Grade: F