Malevolence (2004)

And now, a contest: If you, dear reader, can sit through this and subsequently name one (1) thing in this film that isn't a hopeless cliche, I will send you five American dollars. With so many talented and interesting artists whose work languishes in the No-Distribution Zone, why on earth would anyone (especially a company like Anchor Bay, who've done such good work for the horror community in the past) bother with this zero-sum piece of junk? No talent, no ambition, no brains, no nothing. This movie sucks like a Thai hooker.

Grade: D-