Catwoman (2004)

This happens usually once or twice a year. The most egregious example I can think of offhand is Glitter, but there have been many others. Namely, this is one in a long line of critically-reviled movies whose major problem, as far as I can see, is that they aren't nearly bad enough. Okay, yeah, the dialogue is amazing in its blinkered awfulness. But come on now. This is, at heart, a silly assembly-line Hollywood product possessed of neither the imagination nor the ambition to be truly godawful. Calm the fuck down, fanboys. You don't know from real pain.

Grade: C-