Hookers in a Haunted House (1999)

Doesn't even live up to the low expectations set by the title. This is Special-Ed Cinema -- you point and laugh at it even as you feel bad for doing so, since it was obviously made by nice folks who nevertheless have no business being within a mile of a camera. If you've a couple like-minded friends and a six-pack handy, this can offer low-grade fun as you mercilessly wisecrack the film into submission. Watching it alone is not recommended, as it can cause blindness, night terrors and involuntary bowel evacuation.

Grade: D