Hide and Seek (2005)

This is a lot like a film from last year which in the interest of spoilage I will not name, except that this is even stupider (at times crossing over into unintentional humor) and it doesn't have the saving grace of an entertaingly daffy performance from a certain fella who's up for an Oscar right now. Dakota Fanning is now officially afflicted with Jeanne Trippelhorn Syndrome; meanwhile, does Robert de Niro even bother to read the screenplays people send him anymore?

Grade: C-