Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)

Last Saturday a dwarf couple came into the store. Seriously. I heard the door chime and I turned to say hello, like we always do, and I only see the top of a head bobbing along. So I figure, hey, it's some kid come in looking for their mom, but then I realize that most kids don't have male pattern baldness. So there was this little person in the store and he had his little person girlfriend with him. I'd never encountered a dwarf before, so I thought that was kinda cool. He was a nice guy, too.

And what does this have to do with Tad Hamilton? Not a fucking thing.

Grade: D+