Long Time Dead (2003)

Gah. This movie comes out about a thousand times a year. Sometimes it's better, sometimes it's worse. Most of the time it's just about as crappy as this one turned out to be. I decided to watch it only for Lara Belmont, who's done nothing of note since her scorching turn in Tim Roth's The War Zone. Once I got over that, though, my interest waned and I gave in after 45 minutes. I think I made the right choice.

Grade: none