House of the Dead (2003)

So bad it's not even worth getting angry or annoyed about -- the main feeling one is left with is pity. A lot of people worked on this project. I'll bet at least a few of them thought they might be making something worthwhile. Instead, they find their name attached to the worst video-game adaptation in history. I mean, Tomb Raider was head-slappingly awful, and I hate it with a passion... but at least it wasn't so bereft of imagination or shame that it included actual video-game screenshots during the action sequences. One of the saddest excuses for a film I've seen in some time.

Grade: D-