Cheerleader Ninjas (2003)
With a title like that, how can you go wrong? You gotta admire a film that delivers exactly what it promises -- cheerleaders who train to be ninjas. There's more, though... see, the cheerleaders are training to be ninjas because a group of church ladies wants to destroy filth on the Internet and has decided to start by eradicating cheerleaders with the help of some mean Catholic school sluts and one very angry, very gay cheerleader-hater. I haven't even gotten to the computer geeks yet. It's crappy, yes, but it's cheerfully crappy and occasionally quite amusing in a lowbrow, Troma-style way. Plus, there's gratuitous naked Kira Reed, which is always welcome. Overall, an undemanding way to kill an hour and a half.
Grade: C+
With a title like that, how can you go wrong? You gotta admire a film that delivers exactly what it promises -- cheerleaders who train to be ninjas. There's more, though... see, the cheerleaders are training to be ninjas because a group of church ladies wants to destroy filth on the Internet and has decided to start by eradicating cheerleaders with the help of some mean Catholic school sluts and one very angry, very gay cheerleader-hater. I haven't even gotten to the computer geeks yet. It's crappy, yes, but it's cheerfully crappy and occasionally quite amusing in a lowbrow, Troma-style way. Plus, there's gratuitous naked Kira Reed, which is always welcome. Overall, an undemanding way to kill an hour and a half.
Grade: C+
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