Money Buys Happiness (1999)

What this film is about is a man named Money who gets a free piano and, with his wife, lugs it across town while discussing splitting up. Which means that they couldn't even get the title right, since Money doesn't buy a fucking thing. That should tell you all you need to know about this graceless and incompetent piece of indie dogshit. If you have a choice between this and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, go with Eddie Murphy.

Grade: F