CQ (2002)

Hey Roman, we can see that you have a way with the image and all and the cheesy goofy sci-fi film-within-the-film was cool and all and the gratuitous nudity was appreciated and all and we realize you probably have something to say about art-versus-commerce and all but next time could you not make your film about a dull, self-involved twit please. Jesus.

Grade: C