The Tuxedo (2002)

Sloppy, slapped-together crapola of the lowest order. Jackie Chan doesn't even get any decent asskicking scenes in this -- hell, I think Jennifer Love Hewitt gets to throw more blows. That's just sad. A rush job, and it shows; nobody appears to have their heart in this. It's a paycheck for all involved. Which may explain why my review is so dispassionate -- you just can't get worked up about a non-entity like this.

Grade: D