Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Blackwoods (2002)

It's not that I expect a whole lot from an almost-direct-to-video product such as this, especially when it stars Patrick Muldoon (the man to call when Charlie Sheen and Rob Lowe are just too darn busy). But when I'm promised a horror film, I kind of want to see a horror film and not a retarded redneck morality play. If I wanted the latter, I'd watch "The Beverly Hillbillies" -- it's much shorter and doesn't have the aggravating twist ending of this crapfest. (The twist, by the way, is more or less stolen from one of my favorite films from the '90s with elements of Memento worked in. Which just made it even more aggravating.)

Grade: D

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