Formula 51 (2002)

Dreadful. Just dreadful. Not even Emily Mortimer's hotness or Samuel L. Jackson's inherent badassness can save this leaky boat. Directed by Ronny Yu, although I assume that this is a different Ronny Yu than the talented gent who directed both Bride with White Hair films (or even the same talented gent who helped make Bride of Chucky such a hootenanny).

Grade: D