Fists of Iron (1995)
Thoroughly generic chop-socky crap that, despite the production date, appears to have made in the mid-80s. I couldn't help myself -- every time the hero showed up, I know he was supposed to be bad-ass or something, but all I could think was "I wear my sunglasses at night..." It also doesn't help the film that, for much of the film, the hero's main fighting asset is that he can endure a truly Homer-Simpson-esque amount of punishment. One of the main villains looks like Dolph Lundgren with Roman Polanski's head!
Grade: C-
Thoroughly generic chop-socky crap that, despite the production date, appears to have made in the mid-80s. I couldn't help myself -- every time the hero showed up, I know he was supposed to be bad-ass or something, but all I could think was "I wear my sunglasses at night..." It also doesn't help the film that, for much of the film, the hero's main fighting asset is that he can endure a truly Homer-Simpson-esque amount of punishment. One of the main villains looks like Dolph Lundgren with Roman Polanski's head!
Grade: C-
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