Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)
If you saw John Carpenter's Vampires and found yourself thinking, "You know, James Woods is neat and all, but this movie would be SO much cooler if that were Jon Bon Jovi up there"... well, here you go. Enjoy, fuckos. The rest of us will steer clear, thanks. Nice to see Diego Luna (from Y Tu Mama Tambien) getting some Hollywood work, though. Natasha Gregson Wagner is now on my short list of actresses who can ruin any film just by being in it -- her lack of talent is breathtaking.
Grade: D+
If you saw John Carpenter's Vampires and found yourself thinking, "You know, James Woods is neat and all, but this movie would be SO much cooler if that were Jon Bon Jovi up there"... well, here you go. Enjoy, fuckos. The rest of us will steer clear, thanks. Nice to see Diego Luna (from Y Tu Mama Tambien) getting some Hollywood work, though. Natasha Gregson Wagner is now on my short list of actresses who can ruin any film just by being in it -- her lack of talent is breathtaking.
Grade: D+
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