Extramarital (1997)

Not the best film to watch after the semi-entertainment of Blowback -- it's a drama with no dramatic value, a thriller with no thrills, a whodunnit where it's baldy obvious who done it and a titty flick with precious few tits. It's really the kind of film you have on while you're reading or doing homework or something, background noise which you can check on every fifteen minutes or so to ascertain that something might still be happening. Traci Lords proves for the umpteenth time that she can't summon up any emotions when there's no dick in her cooch, but it is rather amusing to see her in the world's first softcore scene that, thanks to Traci's post-porn stance on nudity, provides no clear shots of the female's happy bits. Jeff Fahey's Southern-fried accent is pretty amusing, though.

Grade: D-